Have you ever experienced an absolute nightmare moment when you stumbled upon your private bedroom shows on the web for the whole world to see? Suddenly, you’re center stage in the world’s least wanted spotlight, with your cheeks blushing more than just with embarrassment. Your private fantasies have gone public and you’re in full-scale panic mode. Who said sharing was caring, right? As a seasoned pro in adult content, trust me, I’ve got you covered.View Post
For those unaware, we are over halfway through the Ramadan season. This Muslim holiday requires followers not to drink or eat for a month while the sun is up for those unaware. In other words, Ramadan is the real-world equivalent of The Hunger Games. Since I have already done a rundown on movies for every holiday and an entire post just for Christmas, it only makes sense that I do one for this holiday.You guys know me; I am hardly one to shy away from controversy for the sake of entertainment and comedy.View Post
As if I could not be controversial enough, having done a deliberately delayed April Fools joke and conjuring a porn listicle that parodies Ramadan and mocks the religious fundies, I have thought of another sort of sacrilegious but sexy porn. #SorryNotSorry but I am not going to apologize for opposing the oppression of the antis.
I have gone after them before, as a lot of you know. Besides, I like a variety of arousing material, and I am sure you perverts do as well. With that said, let’s go through Easter-themed porn.View Post
It’s pretty obvious that comic book movies are more popular than ever. Too bad it is that theaters are shutting down in parts of the world, and mainstream entertainment production is being slowed down to “stop the spread.”
By the way, if you want to laugh, rage, and cry at stupid shit all at the same time, you should see what some governments are recommending how to have sex prevent the spread of coronavirus.
But first, I’ve got an epic list of erotic superhero-themed movies to hold you over.View Post
At the end of last year, I put together a compilation of what I thought was the finest Christmas porn that you can find for free out on the net. Then I figured, why limit myself to just that? Why not do a blog listing out porn for every major holiday around the world celebrated by major religions in loads of different countries. And so I did.I have to say that I’m proud of both, though they only took up part of an afternoon, of course. Like with sex, when I’m pressed for time, I can hammer it out pretty quick.View Post
It’s pretty obvious that comic book movies are more popular than ever. Too bad it is that theaters are shutting down in parts of the world, and mainstream entertainment production is being slowed down to “stop the spread.”
By the way, if you want to laugh, rage, and cry at stupid shit all at the same time, you should see what some governments are recommending how to have sex to prevent the spread of coronavirus.View Post
With the end of the year holidays coming up, people have even more time to relax, but less money to spend. So, to celebrate the winter festivities and the whole of 2020, I looked up all sorts of holiday-themed porn. There’s a movie for every major holiday from the world over and fetishes and ethnicities for all sorts of taste. You probably can find these on multiple pay-to-see sites, but why spend money when you don’t have to.View Post
To give newbies an idea of what you are in for, I have once said that she has the whole “fuck the slut out of young souls” thing down flat. Those who are reading and know of her might be aware of the work she’s done with Evil Angel or Kelly Madison. And I do think that those shoots are fine examples of her fap work. However, I’ll bet that hardened Kendra fans – like new initiates – still haven’t seen everything that this orgasmic woman has presented to the global community.View Post
Eliza Ibarra is relatively new to the industry, having only been in for a couple of years. But that’s no reason to underestimate this busty brunette. I’ve been doing some diligent research and found her to be quite the dick and clit pleasing pornstar. I’ve got a couple of riddles for you.
What gets wet between two limbs after reading – words?
Answer: Every guy and gal whose genitals will be dripping once they finish going through this upload.View Post
For all of you comic geeks, you’re probably familiar with the Neil Gaiman quote that there are loads of beautiful things which start with the letter ‘D.’ I think it’s true, but for different reasons. Now he was talking about abstract concepts like ‘dreams,’ ‘destiny,’ and ‘desire.’
I think the saying is quite fitting when I dream about the desires I have for Desiree Dulce and her triple D dugs; I mean, damn, dude.View Post









